Welcome to kneadaknife.com. We are a dynamic aunt and niece duo who joined forces to curate and share easy-to-find, easy-to-use recipes with people like us. Here you will find a mix of reskinned internet faves and our own well-loved family recipes.
We will never waste your time with bad stories or bad food. Because life is simply too short and we are simply too tired.
Tired of the dissertations when we want to see an ingredient list.
Tired of the half-truths.
Tired of the lies.
Who came up with these prep times? Edward Scissorhands? You can’t chop three peppers, an onion and four kinds of fresh herbs in 5 minutes. Stop setting us up for failure with your knives of lies.
We all know your kids don’t like your slimy French onion soup. We know your chicken nugget of a son didn’t request seconds of your beef stroganoff. Cauliflower fools no one. Take your falsities elsewhere. You went to Europe for two weeks back in 2006. You buy Aldi wine like the rest of us. Your husband sounds like he would eat a shoebox if you dipped it in ranch and served it during a football game so his palate’s opinion isn’t super helpful to me right now. Thank you for this three-page write up about the first time you met your in-laws, I can’t wait to read every word before I start cooking because I have so much free time on my hands and definitely care how this story ends.
Now that’s out of the way. Ready to get down to business? You’re going to knead a knife.